Comedy

You look as if you’re delicious: Mom knows you no matter what you look like

Hart the little vampire has been adopted by humans since birth. His adoptive mother and adoptive brother loved him, but for fear that he would suck their own blood, she gave him only tomato juice from childhood, and because of their poverty, his brother had to scavenge for tomatoes to feed him.

Once in a while, Hart comes across a fellow human hunting scene, so he runs away from home and makes his own way in the world, growing into a wild vampire named Hart.

He hunted humans like his kindred, sucking their blood, but adopted a little human boy because he called him Daddy. He repeatedly challenged the warrior vampire one-eyed patriarch, but was tolerated; One last attempt to protect the boy from his kindred, he was banished by the patriarch.

… Then Hart the vampire and the child as father and son gradually make some fame. When they were passing through a paradise, they fell into the sea by mistake and were saved by a siren girl in the water. The siren girl fell in love with him, but after he heard about the impending disaster in his hometown, he insisted on returning home to save his adoptive mother.

The old brother of man has grown into a handsome, elegant, and mature man who takes care of his mother and younger siblings, but is still unmarried, just to wait for him to come back and have sex (no). Mother and son brother to recognize each other after escape, halfway was stopped by vampire patriarch, in the battle, patriarch gradually identified that he is his lost son

The patriarch intends to test his martial arts (…) so I hit him hard. The adoptive mother fell to the ground, begged him to let go of his son, patriarch lightly looked at him, said; please tell him, we had better not meet again in this life.

(Mina is this really just a line from a children’s movie…

In the end, Hart, the Dragon Warrior, settles down the orphan, the widow and the village, and floats away with his adopted son; Patriarch returned to the side of vampire elders, watching the sunset eating fruit, build a harmonious society on the grassland…

It’s rotten, isn’t it?

Pretty bloody, isn’t it?

But this is just for children.

So the brothers in the film, one is called Light and the other is called Heart, light of heart, light of heart, simple and easy to understand;

So when Ginza’s tail was bitten off by Hart, what I expected to be a gruesome “Goblin Melody” cross-section of blood turned out to be a half-cut pineapple bun;

So the small Shanghai dragon with a round belly can happily gnawing one crop circle after another on the sod, can save the day several times, can practice such amazing skills as “Fushun no shadow foot”, “iron armor and golden dragon whip” (of course, it seems to be useless against the enemy), can see everyone love flowers bloom when Tyrannosaurus Rex saw tooth loss herbivorous dragon saw grandson… By the way, I don’t think he should aspire to be a T-Rex, but a living mower;

So when the son invited Dad to eat grass with him, Dad did not show any bitterness, any pain in the past, what cannot be forgotten, but calmly said, the grass is terrible, you have to eat dad’s share.

Even the scene of carnivorous dinosaurs killing herbivorous dinosaurs is not a Hollywood movie like the dust flying in the sky. Within a few frames, Hart was seen rolling away, patting his full belly. The biological chain of the jungle is an eternal theme in nature, and all animal films cannot avoid it. However, the elements of blood and cruelty are reduced to a minimum here, and only deep warmth always lingers in a blue sky, white clouds, green mountains and green waters.

So it’s a human story, but it’s not necessarily a human story. There are old men crawling with pulp trees on their backs, little Zhengtais with fat hands and feet chewing on maps, the world is full of saturation color and interracial love, and both villains and decent people are round heads and bellies. The dinosaurs there startled a group of prey, but only killed one, and the dinosaurs who were eaten by their own species did not have any strong revenge, but just swallowed tears of fear and went on living in silence.

It is a world that no one can reach.

 

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